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Humor as Medicine: 20 Quotations about Health

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I hope a good number of these tickle your funny bone. The Search for Perfect Health "Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint." —Mark Twain "Older people shouldn't eat...

24 Really Funny Health Quotes - The Goal Chaser

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This collection of funny quotes are all about being healthy. Fair disclosure: I’m on a health kick right now. I’m a little sore and achy, a bit hangry and well, let’s face it – a bit …

Don't Miss These Medical Puns, Jokes

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1. "The saying, 'There's more pleasure in giving than in receiving,' applies chiefly to advice... and medicine." 2. …

50+ funny quotes on the medical profession …

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Short funny quotes about doctors A great doctor kills more people than a great general. -Gottfried Leibniz First, the doctor told me the good news: I was …

Funny Health Quotes | 39 Funniest Funny Health Quotes

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Can You Handle These 65 Ridiculously …

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Medical Staff: A doctor's cane Morbid: A higher offer than I bid Nitrates: Cheaper than day rates Organ Transplant: What you do to your piano when you move Outpatient: A person …

20 Funny Medical School Quotes (Because …

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Funny from an ironic stand-point. It’s what you tell yourself in the summer break. Before reality hits and things get crazy again. Kind on a par with; “I love finals!” Said no medical …

Funny, Sad, and Thought Provoking Medical Quotations

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"Neurotic means he is not as sensible as I am, and psychotic means he's even worse than my brother-in-law." -- Karl Menninger, M.D. "I got the bill for my surgery. …

Funny Medical Quotes - Funny Jokes

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Ten Famous Medical Quotes My doctor is wonderful. Once, in 1955, when I couldn't afford an operation, he touched up the X-rays. - Joey Bishop After a year in therapy my …

Funny Doctor's advice - Funny Jokes

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Funny Doctor's Advice. I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. Henny Youngman. One of the first duties of the …

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