Funny Medical One Liners

Don't Miss These Medical Puns, Jokes & One-Liners

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1. "The saying, 'There's more pleasure in giving than in receiving,' applies chiefly to advice... and medicine." 2. "While I was in the doctor's waiting …

Funny Medical One Liners and Two Liners Worth Mentioning

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Funny medical one/two liners that really caught my attention. I thought it was worth sharing it! Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember …

Can You Handle These 65 Ridiculously Funny Medical …

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65+ Best Doctor Jokes For Your Physician | Thought …

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Funny One-Liner Doctor Jokes. The patient-doctor relationship is an important one! The next time you see your doctor, tell them these hilarious jokes: General One-Liners. They tried to save him …

68 Doctor One Liners - The funniest doctor jokes

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Doctor one liners "Doctor, there's a patient on line 1 that says he's invisible." "Well, tell him I can't see him right now." One liner tags: communication, doctor, puns 82.94 % / 2888 …

115 Medical Puns That Will Have You Aching With Laughter

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I went to the library to get a medical book on abdominal pain. Somebody had ripped the appendix out. 2. Two blood vessels fell in love but alas, it was all in vein. 3. An …

One Liner Medical Jokes - Funny, Best, Cool - Beth's World

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Here are some One Liner Medical Jokes items I have now: The best doctor in the world is the veterinarian. He can’t ask his patients what is the matter – he’s got to just know. Sign …

Hospital Jokes - Puns And One Liners

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The man says “no, just a werewolf”. I used to get heartburn when I ate birthday cake until a doctor advised me to take the candles off first. A chap sees a surgeon and says “it hurts when I touch my neck, my …

30+ Surgery Jokes And Puns That Are Sharp As A Scalpel

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Here is a list of some funny surgeon jokes for your amusement. 1. Why do all the patients love the surgeon who is also a stand-up comic? He leaves them in stitches. …

38 Nurse Jokes That Will Crack You Up | Reader's Digest

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2. Q: Why are nurses afraid of the outdoors? A: Too much poison IV. Submitted by nurse Phuong Ly, Stanford Health Care, California. 3. Q: What do transplant nurses hate? A: Rejection. 4. Q: How do...